PAOHNY DRIVERS

Formally born in Poland. I moved to the USA and now I am a polak drifting with americans. Don't call ICE I’m not going back.

Don't let the car fool you. It usually sits apart until the week before the event not running, and somehow manages to be running the day of the event. Sometimes I know what in doing, usually I'm just guessing.

Hi my names Spencer would you like to talk about our lord and savior Chris hooker? He died for our sins and then came back in a s13. I hate my car I also hate toms car and josh’s car I actually hate cars. Why am I here? Who are you? In Chris hookers name we pray AMEN!!

Shit driver, even shittier human being. Likes Chinese food and burritos. Check out my only fans

I can’t drift for shit, and my car has a cement wall magnet.

Kind of a Rookie driver. I basically just grind my way to 3rd and hope for the best

Old as dirt, 5 grandkids, mediocre build skills, terrible driver, skilled drinker

Will out drive anybody in grandmas whip. Has a cool dog, 10/10 good boy

KYLE

Bought the car and instantly did open headers just to piss everyone off. Honestly. Who can’t drift an e46 tho?

I’m a 21 year old kid who got 100% addicted to drifting and can’t stop. I started a YouTube this year and I try to provide the Pittsburgh PA area with the best car content possible.

The e90 guy.

Ebay JDM Style lordt. He only got into drifting because he was tired of blowing up his subaru.

He's not of age yet so don't even think about it. He was put in A group at his first ever drift event. What's your excuse?

Brian refuses to drive a manual car. He claims automatics are faster which is why he kept the auto trans in his AMG.

"the fdf king and painesville speedway punisher" can usually be found crying about not having friends to hang out with.

If its broke a zip tie will fix it!

Here to party

Yeah, I've been through like 5 different cars over the past 1-2 years. Yes they were Rotted out beyond belief. I'm the single reason were called the Broke Boiz. Somehow I manage to scrounge up enough dough to make it to the drift event every time.

A real pain in the ass. Manages to polish everything but his skills on track. Not the greatest. But, better than Travis Baum.

I like to do mad skids in my bald eagle American freedom machine

Fred has a checkers or wreckers mentality. His dad will buy him a new car if he destroys this one so he's not afraid of taking out the competition. 

I like drifting and Junkyard Chevy motors as much as I love anime tiddies.

Former Formula Drift Pro 2 Driver. Continually says it’s a miracle his car runs as well as it does! Prepare to be disappointed by Chris’s terrible puns.

Like corgis and that’s his entire personality. Owns 27 corollas and still drifts an e36

Dumb bitch

3 kids 1 drift car and nothing but smoke 😂

Drifting for about 5 years now. Just finished building my car this past winter. Excited to be back on track, improve my driving skills and do some sweet tandems.

Known for having a different chassis every event I attend. From body roll to blowing have my drive train. But 16 years old and slowly dying from breathing in car tires for a living. :)

Dalton is Canadian. He likes cameras. Have you heard about how big his cock is?

DRIFT PAOHNY's pride and joy. A top contender for America as a whole. Winner of the Noble 3 Award bestowed upon him by Dale himself so the story goes.

Wanna buy some underglow? Who you callin conehead? See you on the lake!

Current and only king of lake county.
Known for driving the most obnoxiously loud 350z.
Owner of racelab Industries.
Has huge dong.
Has dyno.

Tom enjoys buying new cars and turning them into dedicated track cars. He has no concept of money. He just knows that if you have a lot of it, you can buy things.

Coming into a sea of sharks with my little flippers on learning to swim. Maybe one day I’ll grow some teeth…. Or maybe just become grandpa shark. Y’all are nuts, just send it!

I love all things with timing components that like to just not work, wether it be a 5.4 triton or a bmw with vanos that just straight up doesn't work. I like buying parts from Germany or Russia and waiting 3 months for them to show up and not be right. Ebay is life.

Noob driver. Actually lives in Georgia. Will eventually make it up to an event here but who knows because KA S14. Went to Japan once. Might steal your girlfriend. Definitely has a pet raccoon.

Got pulled into this drift stuff by Austin Mercer but can't quite seem to get his car ready for a event. Makes a sorta alright co-pilot.

Fuck you.

Known for sending it too hard. Speed and power solves all

Has free candy in his van

Golden retriever boy
Car makes lots of cool sounds
Did somebody say they needed a welder? Oh you wanted to use the tire machine?

Basically just watches Travis’ and hopes to be him one day. Stick around to see him never live up to his dreams. Also, what’s the big wang for? Obviously compensating for a different wang right?

I look like napoleon dynamite when I perm my hair. I also get offended easily when people say I can't drive

Former Coal Miner turned drifter. Justin Developed the black lung many years ago and figures life is short so now he inhales tire smoke as a hobby.

A poor innocent kid that got sucked into a life of drifting by his older brother and now is forced to make terrible financial decisions to keep his addiction going

His dog's name is Frank.

Team "No Joe" Captain. This will be my first event so don't laugh at me, or do idc. Mustache rides will be available all weekend long for a small donation 😎

Professional "UnProfessional" Drifter Since 2013.

30 years old. Mostly been building cars until I bout the z 2 years ago. Been driving as much as I can afford. Love the sport, the atmosphere. Everything about it.